Wedding Query (SQL Style)

Wedding Query...................
(SQL Style)
CREATE PROCEDURE
MYMarrrige (
Bridegroom Male (25),
Bride Female (20))
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw='Millionire'
AND Count (car)>20 AND
HouseStatus="ThreeStoreyed"
AND BrideEduStatus IN
(B.TECH, BE, Degree, MCA, MiBA)
AND Having Brothers=Null
AND Sister=Null
SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccount
SET MyBal=MyBal+FatherInlawBal
UPDATE My Locker
SET MyLockerContents=
MyLockerContents+FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MycarShed
VALUES ('MBW')
END
GO
THEN the wife writes the below
Query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

10 Dipawali SMS

1............................
Deepawali ke is shubh avsar par
Meri shubhkamnaye kabool kijiyega,
Khusi ke is mahol mein
Humko bhi shamil kijiyega
Happy Dipawali.

2............................
Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali

3............................
Deepak ka prakash har pal
aapke jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
Bas yehi shubhkamna hai hamari
aapke liye diwali ke is paawan avsar par,
!! Happy diwali !!

4............................
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

5............................
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

6............................
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

7.............................
Makai ki Roti,
Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi,
Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko,
DIWALI ka Tyohar
"HAPPY DIPAWALI 2065"

8..............................
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naash karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali.

9..............................
aaj se aap ke yaha
dhan ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka vas ho,
sankatto ka nash ho
har dil par aapka raj ho,
unnati ka sar par taj ho
ghar me shanti ka vas ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

10.............................
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper,
zabardast,
xtra-badhiya,
xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
“HAPPY DiWALi”

Listing 3.2. Declaring database and data table variables.

Private Sub Form_Load()
`
` creating Dynaset-type recordsets
`
Dim db As Database ` the database object
Dim rs As Recordset ` the recordset object
`
` create local variables
Dim strDBName As String
Dim strRSName As String
`
` initialize the variables
strDBName = App.Path & "\..\data\books5.mdb"
strRSName = "Titles"
`
End Sub

PHP's String Formatting Functions

ASP does not come with many string formatting options. We can find the length, make a string upper/lower case, and do some trimming and replacing, but not too much else. Often appearing in forums is the question "What's the ASP equivalent to PHP's [something] function?" This article will highlight a few formatting functions mimicking PHP, and maybe spur your creative mind on to creating more of your own.
Introduction

Anyone who has ever coded in PHP, knows how easy (and almost fun) it can be to work with strings. The creative minds behind the language realized there are some very common things people like to do with strings, so let's incorporate them right into the package. These include functions to strip HTML formatting, count words, perform smart case changes, and more.

But suppose you make a switch, even a temporary one, to ASP. Perhaps just one application or one environment you work with is ASP driven. Well, much to your dismay, you're now on your own if you want any of these advanced string functions! ASP gives you all you need to trim or count the length of a string, but that's about it. This article will help you along with a number of those functions, and no doubt you'll be able to suggest a few of your own in the forum.

For those of you who don't know or simply don't care what PHP has to offer (shame on you), you'll still find this article very handy. The ideas covered are no doubt things you've encountered in the past, and had to handle in a manual way. My objective here, is to provide some package-able, reusable functions that you can call on whenever you need. And no doubt after you've read of what they can do, you will need!

I'll go through five PHP functions, what they do, and how to create an ASP equivalent. They are:

str_word_count
ucfirst
ucwords
strip_tags
str_pad
They same imitation is the finest form of flattery, so let us proceed with flattering the PHP designers.

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Configuring the Alcatel Speed Touch PC with Demon Express Solo

I have been through a 'dark night of the soul' trying to get this configured, with the help of gleanings from the Internet, a lot of trial and error, but with zero from the Demon ADSL (so-called) Technical Helpdesk. 

I am running Windows 98SE with the Alcatel Speed Touch PC ADSL modem card and connecting to Demon as ISP. An ADSL link is only supplied by BT in the UK, I believe. There is no guarantee that these settings will work for anyone else, but it may be a good start and an encouragement to try various configurations. 

The protocol is RFC2364, point-to-point protocol over ATM. I understand that this is the only one supplied by BT. This affects the driver you choose to load for the modem. 

Installation of the card and loading of the drivers is as expected and goes according to the instructions. It produces a new entry in 'Dial up networking' folder (usually found under Start Menu/Programs/Accessories/Communications). 

Right clicking the system tray icon and choosing 'Configuration' is where the puzzle starts. I have set VPI (virtual path identifier) to 0 and VCI (virtual channel identifier) to 38. I understand this is the same for all BT's ADSL. 

The Framing I found that works is 'VC MUX' (Virtual Circuit Multiplexing) not 'LLC/SNAP' (Logical Link Control/Sub-Network Access Protocol). If you change this setting, you have to click the 'Setting' button and reboot. Only one mode is ticked: 'ITM G.992.1 (G.dmt)'.